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Wait a minute...
GIN-SAAAAAAAAAAAN! I HAVE RETURNED TO YOU, MY LOVE! LEAVE THAT SILLY DRUNK AND LET'S GET MARRIED AND HAVE A LOT OF PASSIONATE NIGHTS LIKE WE USED TO! ♥♥♥♥
[ooc: She's baaaaaaaack. Hide your natto and rope!]
[ooc: Tags will be delayed because it's naptime for me XD]
Prices start at $100.
[ooc: Soap Opera Pimps: Selling your runaway daughter's body since... some year.]
Anyone that reads this has to type out that "Sa-chan and Gin-san are going out" 10,000 times or else, four nights from now at midnight, Sa-chan will come and finish you off!
My friend read this and four nights later? She was gone. Don't be like her.
My friend read this and four nights later? She was gone. Don't be like her.
[ooc: Chain letters are canon. XD]
KAGURA-CHAN WANTS AN AMAZING RACK AND BOSSUN READS SHOUJO MANGA AND CRIES!
Wait.. who's Bossun? Don't worry, I think Gin-san cries too!
In spite of the aliens coming to take over the city again, Sasaki Momotarou is still a virgin and so close to Valentine's Day too. Why? Momotarou has a very big sausage downstairs. I should know; I've seen it. It's very heavy and hairy too. Who wouldn't want to have that in their bed to warm them at night? Who will give him chocolate on that day for lovers? Who will save him from those long hours he spends alone in the bathroom in the morning?
All available females and males should go over to Building 10, Apartment 43 and bed him until his sixteen-year-old head explodes.
Your assistance in this matter is muchly appreciated.
Note: No pedophiles please.
EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Does anybody have a baby I can borrow for a few hours? Nothing major. I just need him or her to carry in my arms for a certain event. I'll be willing to pay you.
If no one has a baby, can you tell me where I can rent one?
[ooc: Breaking up your marriages, one fake child support case at a time. XD]
Gin-san! Don't you want to lick me? I'm full of sugar! ♥
[ooc: Made into candy, a lollipop to be exact, by Road. Ayame's enjoying it. For perverted reasons, of course.]
♫I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no♫
[ooc: Divinyls FTW!]
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youwantmyeggs]People of the city, listen to me.
This is an emergency. An emergency!
Under no circumstances should anybody sell, give, or lend Shimura Tae any eggs. She is banned from all varieties including ostrich, alien, alligator and human eggs. She is armed and dangerous and can cause blindness.
Should Otae-san be seen with any, please knock them out of her hand and smash them to the floor. This will save your life.
Thank you.
[ooc: Link there for reference.]
Koutarou, there's something on the table waiting for you. Take care of it. Auntie is very sorry for what she did to you last night.
AND NOBODY VOTE SAKAMOTO TATSUMA FOR WARDEN. HE IS NOTHING BUT A SELFISH DRUNKARD WHO ONLY CARES FOR HIMSELF AND HIS SAKE CUP!
I would like to apologize to the following people:ginironosora - I am so sorry for what I said on the network yesterday. I was not in my right mind or body and I would never say that your penis was small in public. Your penis is very big, huge in fact, and so are your golden balls. You are also not a bastard and you do not use cats as "fucktoys".contractorly - Hei, I also apologize to you. You also do not sleep with cats or have a sick penis.anti_buttons - You are not a douchebag. I am sorry.
As for you canicrynow and notrlyjesus, you two should be ashamed of yourselves, taking advantage of me in that way. I would rather you have tied me up instead.
For everybody else in the city, please forgive me.I hate curses.
Kintoki! Kintoki! Kintoki's penis small like a little girl! Kintoki cries!
Hei bastard douchebag!
Kintoki say nice butt, small penis!
My penis bigger than Kintoki!
Kintoki and Hei cat fucktoy! Cat!
Dammit! Ice cream! Swords!
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Ishida-san douchebag! Penis smells funny!
Knock knock! Knock knock! Knock knock! Knock knock!
Cat boobs! Hei penis sick!
[*continues singing*]
The green trail of Namimori. It's not big or small. Nami is great.
God hates Tatsuma penis!
Shit! Little bitch!
[ooc: See what happens when Poly teaches a Furby bad words? XD]
Even if he was a pedophile, an annoyance, a drunk and a slob, Sakamoto-san didn't deserve that. He could test someone's nerves, mine especially, but what was done to him was inexcusable. What kind of animal...
I hate seeing Gin-san sad.
I hate seeing Koutarou sad. He's too young to witness this sort of thing we saw everyday in Edo.
Something needs to change. Something needs to be done.